I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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