I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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