Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
If its not for food we ain't going out.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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