This girl is more easily done than said...
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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