Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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