I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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