I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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