Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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