her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Boobs speak an international language.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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