butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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