When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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