2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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