I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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