playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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