But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think a kid would responsible me up
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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