Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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