The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize