i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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