My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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