Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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