the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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