the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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