my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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