A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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