im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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