I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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