I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Will exercising make me less horny?
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