Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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