Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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