Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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