i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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