We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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