party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
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My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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