I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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