What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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