Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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