can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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