I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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