Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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