What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Just puked most of my soul out..
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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