I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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