i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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