Just look for the house with the beer knights.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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