i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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