i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
