if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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