should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i came on her dog
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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