Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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