i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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