i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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