She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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