she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Sorry about my life...
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
ok first of all what the fuck
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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