I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
