So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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