I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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